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Bobbiter 

One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge
There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose
Bobbiter by serendipitous October 18, 2012

Bobbity bobbities

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!
Bobbity bobbities by Brentus August 23, 2005

bobbilee 

Bobbilee is amazing!
bobbilee by BL258 January 13, 2017

bobbitten 

When a man or woman bits off a mans penis.
Karen: I bit off Jerry's dick and swallowed it whilst giving him head last night. It was delightful
Sally: Woah! I shall bobbitten Gerald tonight. Should be a good laugh
bobbitten by Chompers March 9, 2015

Bobbitted 

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
Bobbitted by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

BOBBITTED 

CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.

VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN
THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.
BOBBITTED by HUEG August 19, 2008