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Quite possible the most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. Funny and super kind. This chick is one of a kind and someone you should cherish forever. How do you lose Jordaine? You forget to cherish her. Her dark hair and flawless complexion will make you sad about your life. She also probably runs a kick ass blog.
Liam Payne: "Who is that? She's perfect."
Girl: "That's Jordaine"
Jordaine by blossom<3 October 7, 2012
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Jordaine is the type of guy to do tiktok dances infront of the class and doesn't care. He is fairly quiet at times and will cuss out any teacher at any given time.
jordaine is a weird person
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The most gorgeous woman known to man kind all over the world. She's smart funny athletic and gorgeous but doesn't know it she is interested in many different things she's one of the most caring amazing person you will ever meet in your life time and if she accepts you as her friend consider yourself lucky. She knows her self worth and will not settle for any less.
Did you see jordanne omg!

Jordaneer 

Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!
'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'
Jordaneer by AJPPPPP August 23, 2011

jordanesque 

a word to define all forms of perfection
Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque
jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004
(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.
"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"

"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"

"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"
jordanne by zackattack1919 October 18, 2008

jordanesque 

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.
Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.
jordanesque by sam cassell April 11, 2011