Grape Dick

A tiny weiner the size of a grape. normally blonde hair people have

Grape Dick by snakecage September 19, 2012

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a small choad like shalong that is purple and has big vains sticking out of it. most occurs on people with mole legs

craigs willy is grape colourd with purple vains and its bent

grape dick by mickles October 28, 2004

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When a guy ghosts you and then reappears by sending a dick pic.

I hadn’t heard from him in forever and then I get grave dicked.

Grave Dick by IPeeBee March 18, 2024

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A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.

dick graze by jean1938 September 8, 2014

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When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.

I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!

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October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick

I can’t wait till its National dick grope week

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That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

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