gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

Gobbledygook 

Nonsense, balderdash.

Person 1: Why are you full of so much gobbledygook!
Person 2: It's what I was born to be full of... :)

Gobbledygook by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Gobbledygook 

When you are speaking absolutely non-sense. Every word you are using is not English or it is not making any sense.

Brad: bro stop speaking that Gobbledygook I can't understand a word you are saying

Gobbledygook by 11guppy11 March 29, 2020

Gobbledegeek

Nonsensical jargon spoken by IT types while discussing IT issues.

He said I needed an RS-232 to Ethernet adapter - what a load of Gobbledegeek!

Gobbledegeek by Sam Christmas February 18, 2008

gobbledygook 

Talk or writing that is long, pompous, vague, and too involved.

Gobbledygook only confuses people. Say exactly what you mean and keep it short.

gobbledygook by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

gobbledygook 

wordy and generally unintelligible jargon (nonsense)

He spent all of last week getting clobberfaced and spouting off gobbledygook.

gobbledygook by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004