When a person identifies as paulsexual they identify as being attracted to Sarah Paulson. Paulsexuals will bring her up in conversation as much as they can. Paulsexuals would die for Sarah Paulson. A paulsexuals habitat is stan twitter
Nobody is ever gonna be good enough for me to marry, I willalways compare them to sarah paulson, I’m paulsexual
A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.
Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...