The contagious condition of being wimpy. A person who won't participate in fun activities because they require effort or discomfort would be said to have wimpitis.
Also called wimpititis
Dena would rather sit in the chalet than go skiing, she must have wimpitis. I think she caught it from Jon.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).