The act of being emotional, mentally, and or if not physically sexually violated. Either through privacy state of mind ex: in a public bathroom and or facebook/SMS.

1st degree: the initial messaging and peeping.
2nd degree: picture exchanges and or daily message contact.
3rd degree: the physical meeting and or touching from the thought to be female.

Swabed, Facebook, public bathrooms, SMS, eyesight.

Swabed by Billy bob bo jack the Fifth April 11, 2011

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Stabbed with a Hotdog

A euphemism for sex.

Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

Stabbed with a Hotdog by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009

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kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.

Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.

kaybo swabber by jegenes July 22, 2010

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