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Picture this: you are hungry, your dishes are dirty, your fridge only has 1/4 carton of debatable old milk, you are down to the end pieces of bread, and you are at a loss for what to eat for dinner.... then EUREKA! You remember seeing all the ingredients for the best spaghetti dinner ever! You clean out a pot, pour some water, set it on the stove to boil, and head back to your computer and read about the upcoming zombie apocolypses, look at the latest memes, and tell everyone about your amazing spaghetti dinner coming up. You hear the water finally boil, you head to the cabinet to retrieve the noddles and find THERE ARE NO NOODLES!

FAILGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger: I think I am going to go make the most incredible spaghetti dinner ever!

Verb: Oh man, that sounds great. I think I hear the water boiling man. Lets get those noodles cookin'!

::Tiger wanders into the kitchen and a couple seconds later::

Tiger: NOOOO NOODLES! FAILGHETTI!
failghetti by LokiDoll December 10, 2012
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An Italian Gay Person

Origin: faggot spaghetti
Ah what a faghetti.
Related Words
pasta for gay men. pasta for poofters.
Robert and Ryan indulged in a bowl of faghetti before bedtime.
faghetti by cambot November 6, 2007
Spaghetti made up of gay people, apparently common amongst cannibals
¯\_()_/¯ I'm all out of Faghetti
Faghetti by ABiggerNigger May 16, 2022

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026