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ballsome 

Awesome, with a penis related meaning as well; therefore, interpreting that it is the best thing ever. Never use it in a context suggesting "good" things, because it is only meant for overly extravagant, amazing things that can only be described as..ballsome.
Jodi: "So Amanda, how was your day?"
Amanda- "Well Jodi, for breakfast I had an ice cream sundae, while accompanied with a huge stack of cash, not to mention a new Bently sitting in my driveway, of my mansion, so when I got inside of my car, Lil' Wayne was in the passenger seat, with more money for me, saying he would be my baby daddy. I was overwhelmed, so we flew to New York City and went shopping. By the way, my birthday isn't til Tuesday..."
Jodi- "No way! You had an ice cream sundae for breakfast?!?! Your life is BALLSOME!!!"
ballsome by Aim&Jo February 6, 2010
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ballsome 

When two guys and a girl are going to have a threesome but the girl does not show up so they go on without her
Guy #1: Hey where is Becca?
Guy #2: I don't know... maybe she's not coming.
Guy #1: That sucks but we could always have a ballsome.
Guy #2: Alright!
ballsome by hush puppies September 6, 2009

Ballsover 

when getting your balls sucked feels so good that your knees buckle and you fall over
youre sucking my balls so good im about to ballsover

Ballsmell 

Eww you sniff your ballsmell
Ballsmell by Joemama420lol December 10, 2019

Balldome 

The swelling of the testicular region, especially after a swift kick or attack with a blunt object.
D-Doggy: How bad is it, Doctor?

Doctor: Well, you have a balldome the size of a pineapple. I'm afraid we'll have to amputate.
Balldome by The Great Racismo August 28, 2004
to ask someone for something in a stupid way
bob: what are you eating
angie: pringles
bob:ball some
angie: you're stupid
ball some by kk cul story November 9, 2012

Ballometer 

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.
Would you grab my Ballometer?
Ballometer by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017