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GoPer Tart

A person with the IQ of Sarah Palin. Having a retarded child is optional.
Lush Limpball is such a GoPER Tart when he jokes about Trig.
GoPer Tart by ADopeSmoker February 24, 2010
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gopher gary 

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.
Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*
gopher gary by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

Gaper Gap 

The large open space on the forehead of a gaper between the helmet (or hat) and goggles while skiing/riding. Also visible days after in the form of a sun burn or wind burn on the forehead.
Gaper: Man, my forehead got fried skiing this weekend!
Local: You need to pull your helmet down and cover your gaper gap.
Gaper Gap by CJ Waz April 16, 2011

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.
"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.
"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"
hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016
A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless
"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"
Goner by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017