Skip to main content
A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo
Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous
Twattoo by Apoclamite March 20, 2022
A tattoo on a twat (= most)
Look at that twat with all those twattoos covering his face and body!
Twattoo by Pencraig November 29, 2018
A tattoo located on or around the twat
Bro I hookup up with this girl last night and she had a sick twattoo.
Twattoo by Drizzled October 16, 2022
A form of tattoo that makes the victims of it look like total twats. Celtic/barb wire arm bands on men or lower back tattoos on women are fine examples of twattoos.
Look at that guys twattoo, he thinks hes so cool but he looks like a total cock. hahahaha
Twattoo by Jolyon March 28, 2006
A tattoo that is inked on a females genitalia, usually with the pubic hair as a beard of a persons face or (if shaved) with the vagina as a mouth or as part of the design of the tattoo
Popular twattoos include:

Jesus
Mr T
A Devil
Lawnmower
Tribal Designs
Twattoo by ApacheLQ August 12, 2006
A. A tattoo located on or near your twat. Body art located on or near your twat.

B. An expression for getting hit in the nuts weather by accident or on purpose.
A. 1. Ooo, baby, I love your twattoo. 2. I'm going to the tattoo shop to get a twattoo today. 3. The new in craze in tonights News... Twattoos. 4. That artist is twattooing. 5. Did that twattoo hurt?

B. 1. OMG that guy just got twatooed! 2. Ohhhh, damn, twattooed! 3. If my boyfriend biffs it and gets twattooed we won't be able to have sex.
Twattoo by Wonder77 October 30, 2017