During weapons training, when a soldier uses his weapon in a way other than that instructed, the soldier will often be ordered to do the Pedofsky.
This involves running with one's rifle held above one's head, doing laps of the training area while yelling "This is my rifle! I love and respect it!" repeatedly. Often while being berated for not yelling loudly enough.
Sergeant:"Who told you to beak down that weapon?! On the command move, you will reassemble it and do The Pedofsky! Move!"
Soldier:(While running) 'This is my rifle. I love and respect it.'
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).