The Armoire of invincibility is a mystical item that Fighter was questing for, for about 3 days. For a short time Fighter carried this item until Red Mage used the hyper cube to store it. It was eventually used to kill Vilbert Van Vampire. It is also really really heavy, and the bottom is cheap partical board.

"Vilbert was impalled with the Armoire of invincibilty"

Armoire of invincibility by Aerozord April 24, 2004

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Armoire Gangsta (AG)

A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.

A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.

Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?

Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.

Fan 1: AG?

Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.

Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.

Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!

Armoire Gangsta (AG) by barec2 November 11, 2011

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cock armoire

One who acts as a storage unit for large volumes of male genitalia.

See also, cocktank.

"Lindsey takes it up the ass so much, she's a real cock armoire."

cock armoire by Emily Warren October 29, 2007

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Armored train

When a man puts on 5 or more condoms, seeking extra protection

"Hey tom, last night I was about to fuck this really sketchy girl, so I turned my dick into a armored train"

Armored train by Kkk with one black guy January 13, 2017

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