sandwich 

one of the best foods ever. seriously man, if you have not tried this, what in the fuck have you been doing. its easy to make and it tastes Sooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. if you like cocks, specifically, chickens (your perverted ass thought it was penis, did u?) your in luck. chicken sandwiches exist. and their delicious. if your a disgusting sloppy vegan, theres a sandwich for that, ya like eggs? theres a sandwich for that. if you like humans, first off what the absolute fuck is wrong with you, second, theres a sandwich for that. but how do you make it? bread slice, wat ever u want, bread slice. easy shit.

sandwiches are good,
sandwiches are good.
eat a sandwich
feel real good.

sandwich by the cooler penguin27 April 22, 2020

sandwich 

a food commonly used by men to oppress women

typical male: get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

sandwich by ih8stalkers July 8, 2011

sandwich 

Why the hell dont you know what a sandwich is?

I guess ill explain anyways,
A sandwich is when you have two peices of bread and put PB&J in the middle ( or another combination ) and smash the two bread peices together, and you eat it

Now You should know what a fucking sandwich is, even though you should.

Guy 1: fuckboicome over here and make me a sandwich
Fuckboi: why the fuck should I?
Guy 1: cause you didnt give me that gas money when we went to WalMart.
Guy 2: make the man a goddamn sandwhich.

sandwich by what that ninja do October 25, 2015

sandwich 

Hobo currency

Hobo: "Will work for sandwiches"

sandwich by TurboPhoenix October 26, 2008

Sandwich 

When that one kid (at high school) who reminds the teacher that they was gonna give out home work when the teacher has clearly forgotten.

Casper: remember the homework you were going to give out?

Teacher: ahh yes, thanks Casper for reminding me.

Me: Casper, you sandwich!

Sandwich by Ashton230907 February 21, 2020

Sandwich 

Group of three Gulag escapees where the weaker one succumbs and is cannibalized. From the movie “Gulag” (1985).

“Food’s no problem, just take along a sandwich! You know what a sandwich is, don’t you? A sandwich is when two prisoners take along a third weaker prisoner on an escape. Someone they reckon can last one or two days and then die. And when he does, they eat him!”

Sandwich by red phillips May 5, 2022

sandwich 

1. (noun) A popular lunch concoction consisting of two or more pieces of bread with various meats, cheeses or condiments in between them. Derived from Earl of Sandwich of England who is said to have first popularized the meal in the 18th century.

2. (verb) To compress something with force between two other objects.

3. (noun) A vile, old woman who practices Wicca and lives on the beach. Easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to shoreline.

4. (noun) A sexual situation involving three people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position in such a gathering where one person receives sexual stimulation from one person below them, and the other participant above them; usually a female between two males where her vagina and anus are penetrated by each male simultaneously.

1. "Angus was making me a peanut butter sandwich and he dropped a slice face down in the dirt so I made him eat it."

2. "When the train came to a sudden stop I was sandwiched between two fat guys with an armpit in my face. That's why I smell like this."

3. KID: "Daddy! I saw a sandwich!"
DAD: "Don't be silly, boy."

4. I'd sandwich Tanya if she was the one who asked for it, but since it was Howard's idea then he's a fuckin' meat gazer.

sandwich by Mickey Nation November 15, 2006