sblart

A bloody seman fart! After rough anal sex, finished with a load in HER ass. She farts and seman and blood leak down her leg!

I was banging this chick in the ass last night. When we where done she sblarted on the bed! Eeeewwww!

sblart by drywallninja144 January 12, 2012

slartibartfast

Character from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'. Slartibartfast helped build Earth and won an award for Norway. He most enjoys making the little rocky bits around the edges of countries.

My name is... slartibartfast... i told you it wasn't important

slartibartfast by Yalo May 16, 2005

Shart Splart 

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

Shart Splart by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

splart 

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

splart by MUSH June 11, 2004

slarting 

Sleep farting

When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.

"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"

slarting by omidog November 2, 2013

Splart 

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

Splart by Catmilk February 26, 2015

Slart 

A slimy or "slippery" fart. Often one of those symptoms associated with your common hangover or gassy and/or upset stomach.

"OH...ummm... I uhh.. I SLARTed and I gotta go!!!... and sorry about your couch dude..."

Slart by YouKnowWho2 March 10, 2008