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SEND THOU BOSSOMS 

Medieval version of "Ayy wanna fuck".
A fine statement only for the finest medieval fuckboys.
Fuckboy 1: "Send thou bossoms..."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes!"
Fuckboy 1: "I don't what an emoji is, but we should send one."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes... Smiley face..."

Chossos Nossos Bossos 

The Term given to Jack by George Commons
Oi Chossos Nossos Bossos
a boss with uncanny ability to discover creative solutions to problems just by having you around
The bossmosis was even generous enough to introduce your ideas to his superiors as his own.
Quote from scrubs episode:
- I can't find my pencil.
- It's right there between your bosoms... ma'am.
bosoms by Luis Lourenço January 1, 2009
when something is both boss and awesome at the same time
dude i got free parking at the beach, it was bossome
bossome by raymaas August 20, 2009

gin blossoms 

A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.
Grandpa has purple gin blossoms on his nose, lol.
gin blossoms by neak January 19, 2005