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cabbie shuffle 

The act of performing a smooth driving move while in a car.

Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.
After passing on the right as soon as the light turns green, getting ahead of the first car. Driver says to passenger "Cabbie shuffle baby!"

Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"

Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"

Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"
cabbie shuffle by benbest May 18, 2009
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Cabbie Sex 

" Those 2 just got done having cabbie sex while we were drinking"
Cabbie Sex by j0son June 28, 2005

Cabbie Sex 

When 2 or more Cab Drivers pull up next to eachother in a parking lot. This event usually takes place at night or early morning. They pull up beside eachother in opposate directions so they can talk. This is called Cabbie Sex. Remember when you were a little kid and youd see 2 dragon flys having sex? you would try to hit them or make them stop? this is the same for Cabbie Sex. your natural urge is to get it to stop.
Doug: Look, those 2 cabbies are having cabbie sex.
Mike: Lets throw this left over chinese food at their cabs to break up the Cabbie Sex.
Doug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mike: man, youre a noob, just say LOL.
Doug: sorry, LOL.
Cabbie Sex by M Dogg May 31, 2005

Nintendo Crabbies 

Originated on NES it is the act of getting angry at anyone talking when you die while playing a video game.
Person: So dude what do you wanna do tonight?
Player: You ass you just made me hit that Goomba and I got a game over I HATE YOU
Person: How is that my fault you can't play when I talk? You got nintendo crabbies bro...
Nintendo Crabbies by Karl Suks August 21, 2008
When one has scabbies who posess rabies. THey have crabs with rabies.
Michelle, you got crabbies all over your pants.
crabbies by Candace January 24, 2004

Turbo Crabbies 

When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.
Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal
Turbo Crabbies by SOCIAL CLEANSER August 22, 2019

steep crabbin' it

When you grab your friend with your legs and wrestle him to the ground
"So I heard you were steep crabbin' it with Dan yesterday," I said. "Oh yeah, but I forgot my padorgan so it was kinda painful"