hosed 

1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.

1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD

hosed by ninjamanzz September 3, 2012

hosed 

1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked

"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"

hosed by wise February 14, 2003

Hosed 

Screwed.
in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.
Sometimes also means Stuck.

"You did what?! Hosed, man.
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."

Hosed by burnmonica February 7, 2009

hosed 

the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.

hosed by C May 13, 2005

hosed 

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

hosed by Tony April 3, 2005

Hosed 

F*cked over.

We were Hosed by the IRS.

Hosed by Oreilly October 31, 2013

hosed 

jargon: messed up, crashed

I tried to install windoze 2K, but the damn install hosed my system

hosed by [c0x0r] January 3, 2005