When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.
The result of oversized labia colliding with each other, causing a loud audible smacking sound, usually heard during a Flap House Fandango event.
In the middle of her jumping jack exercises, the ProfessionalLady experienced uncontrolled Flapperwacking due to her loose fitting yoga pants and exacerbated by her monstrous crotch lips.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.