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The act of sexting while making a bowel movement.
"Dang girl, you look so fly...wait...are you sextumping me right now? Oooh, you dirty!"
by nick123456 October 13, 2011
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A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
by Madronin September 14, 2008
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Stumping

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Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.
John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!

Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!
by The Real Shwa November 24, 2010
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Sexturing test

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The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
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Using the popular facetime app for masturbating on cam. Can also be used for other mobile live cam apps.
Wow, Faye and I were sextiming till noon today!
by Brindle Pittbull January 15, 2015
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The insertion of one's partially amputated limb into the sphincter of another person. It is only considered a homosexual activity when both participants are male, otherwise it is a form of pegging. synonym: Dirty Oscar.
Tom: "Ever since my girlfriend got her leg amputated, I've been totally into stumping. Is that gay?"
Scott: "Does your girlfriend have a penis?"
Tom: "Yes"
Scott: "Then yes, Tom, it is homosexual"
by lamesGee January 15, 2010
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