Industry term used to describe a company insider that makes a decision for their own self gain at the expense of shareholders.

Historically used to reference the Canadian mining company Emerita Resources and the way the CEO misappropriated a land package to enrich himself and several insiders.

'So he dropped the land package for nothing and then gave it to himself later? He's such a Greedy Gower - he'll definitely get caught!'

'I can't believe he paid himself such a large bonus for such terrible share performance - what a Greedy Gower!'

'How can the company pay the CEO that kind of outrageous salary? Oh - the executives all awarded themselves outlandish salaries - what a bunch of Greedy Gowers!'

Greedy Gower by Kevin De October 3, 2022

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Gower Kick

A golfing term for any shot which, miraculously finds itself positioned in the fairway, or on the green, or indeed any position as a result of huge portions of fortune granted by the golfing gods.

We were robbed Jonie, Wheelsoff and Divotking had some major Gower Kicks today.

Gower Kick by bensunski September 6, 2010

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goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.

yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!

goozer by Yalda December 12, 2006

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