Something that hasnt had anything new added to it and will never have an addition.
Person 1: You've played TF2?
Person 2: The game that hasn't had an update in more than 1,000 days but still feeding Gabe Newell his burgers?
Person 1: Yeah, that one.
Person 2: Hell yeah I have. It's updateless.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)