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mudshark sunglasses 

When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.
Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!

sunglasses-warrior 

A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
sunglasses-warrior by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015

mud shark sunglasses

Two black eyes. When a mud shark back talks and disrespects her man.
Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.
mud shark sunglasses by Cward81 January 26, 2018

Sunglass Effect 

The result of sunglasses improving the physical appearance of a woman by hiding the defining features (eyes) of the face.
"Damn that bikini girl with the big sunglasses looks so hot!"
Girl takes off sunglasses
"Oh my god! _____Insert Obscene Profanity____! I hate the sunglass effect."
The person you go to if you want help with anything. He's Asian, which means he's guaranteed to attend Harvard otherwise he'll be a failure that will be excommunicated to Africa.
Hey, it’s Sunly! Quick, make him do all the work!
sunly by IQISINTHENEGATIVES September 21, 2019

phantom sunglasses 

When you have worn your sunglasses on the top of your head for so long you think they are still there long after you have taken them off.
Person 1: *reaching on top of their head, looking confused*
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
phantom sunglasses by Angylic October 23, 2012