Scanny 

Abbreviated name for American fake ID's produced by an Internet user known as Scannable. Often said to have "DMV quality", but also horrible shipping time. One of the "Big 3" vendors of novelty/fake ID's.

Hey did you get your Scanny yet? We have GOT to go clubbin tonight my man, lets pre-game with some Jack Daniels mixed with battery acid.

Scanny by ScannyGiveMeUrCircle December 23, 2016

Scanny 

(Net Jargon: for nerds)Not real. Something strange. A scan of something.

This tagg is fuckin scanny.

Scanny by K-wise March 13, 2003

Scanny 

One who holds the authority to declare a sporting event or other activity over, usually in favor of a trip to Safeway.

You're quittin? Come on man, don't pull a Scanny!

Scanny by DaUMp April 9, 2004

scanny 

See also scanyon

A very large blunt. Shortened version of scanyon.

Guy: Yo!! I just grabbed a qp wanna hit the bong???
Girl: Nah, let's roll a fuckin scanny!!

scanny by plasmaphysics April 8, 2005

Scanny 

A term of description for a person coming from Scandinavia(Norway, Denmark or Sweden)

"'Ello how are ye, yer filty scanny?!"
"Wow, that scanny is SO cool!"

Scanny by Sapmi January 1, 2007

Scanny 

Adjective - to be canny to the latest Internet scams, to show shrewdness and good judgment in the face of Internet scams and fraud.

The girl didn't reply to the email from the President of Nigeria because she was too scanny.

Scanny by BeckyLovesLife May 10, 2011

Scanny 

A type of rodent that enjoys bathing most nights past sun set

The scanny was rally enjoying his sensual bath till scotty came along

Scanny by 07davieg June 1, 2019