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Boner's bonus

If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!

boone's farming 

Drinking very cheap - usually with little or no shame. Person doesn't necessarily have to drink Boone's Farm to be accused of the act of "Boone's Farming"
1. Did you see Reggie 'Boone's Farming' at the bar? He must be broke or depressed.

2. I'm going Boone's Farming tonight. I need to get drunk - quick

Boone's Farm 

A delicious wine,that is both extremely affordable and available at pretty much any establishment that sells liquor.
Dave: I wanna get my drink on but i spent all my money on this quarter.

John:Well i heard they have Boone's Farm 2 for $5 down at the ghetto mart

Dave:And so our journey begins....
Boone's Farm by sir.davey February 23, 2011

Boner's remorse 

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
Boner's remorse by dbGenius October 4, 2008

Papa Boner's

The name given to the crappy, bammer pizza served at Papa John's. Papa's IN THE HOUSE!
Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Boner's!
Papa Boner's by 666BF January 6, 2010

boomer (s) 

Alien beings born between 1946-1964. Sent here from Mars to bring us horrible music, food and culture. They fall into two categories a)Hippie Boomer b)Republican Boomer.(See below) Gave birth to Gen Xers and Y's. They are either desperately trying to hang onto their jobs or looking to retire and send boring emails to their kids.

Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.

Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.
Mary: Hey, hows it going?
Julie: I found out my parents are Baby Boomers.
Mary: I'm so sorry.
boomer (s) by Melizza September 19, 2005