car keys 

An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?

Bruh the fucking mexican bitch stole that avetard's car keys.

car keys by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

car keys 

slang originaing from the oakville region in canada. synonymous with virginity

"oh my god did you hear? john doe took jane's car keys !"

car keys by Oakvillian April 25, 2006

Car keys 

Persons of a coloured decent can be referred to by the white man as "darkies"
However, use of said word around the aformentioned black man can result in a painful or even fatal demise..

Therefore, it should be established among the white man that Car Keys, is a Cockney Rhyming Slang term, for "Darkies".. making our community a safer place for all of us. :D

1) HOLY SHIT MAN... This place is full of Car Keys...

2) God damn Car Keys stole my Car Keys..

Car keys by Saint Jeffs August 20, 2009

car keys 

black people can be defined as darkies,
however,use of such a term around said peopla can result in pain or even death, and so it should be established among white people, that darkies is cockny rhyming slang for darkies

man, this place is full of car keys

car keys by Saint Jeffs December 9, 2008

car keys 

A common road trip game, often played on school buses. a game where you claim cars to be yours by screaming "car keys"

Lets play car keys!

car keys by ghost.babii October 14, 2019

Josh Car Keys

A boy who makes mistakes all the time

Don't meet up with him he might ask you out then dump u over text jsyk

Josh car keys is umm

Josh Car Keys by Never Forget January 4, 2018

The Car Keys Defense 

AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.

"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."

"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"

The Car Keys Defense by mrgreyho November 3, 2021