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melão jorjus 

Jorge Jesus, manager of Fenerbahce, got his face carved on a watermelon by the club's chef.
The watermelon is now commonly known by the portuguese audience as "melão jorjus".
Popular Discord server, Refinaria, usually talks about how great melão jorjus is.
bro já viste o melão jorjus? eia ganda cena ele vai mesmo ganhar o turcão, fds

have you seen the jorjus melon? yes, he will really win the turkish league
melão jorjus by vicenteeee June 28, 2022
A man who is desperately trying to find the meaning of the word sex.
sup jorgus
jorgus by jorgus July 17, 2020
A jojus is a nickname for yourself when your name is Josiah, and so is your stepbrother.
jojus by JojusMaximus February 13, 2022
Nickname for the drug Methyl-amphetamine aka ICE or crack.
Used as a code for ice users to refer to the drug and to use in public so they can speak between them or in the presence of other people and it be undetected because Jorgus is unknown to most.
>>person 1<< yo you got any jorgus??

>>person 2<< not really bro, only a little bit of jorgus left :/
Jorgus by spitfirzuuu_aus May 28, 2021
A combination of the ever so popular and most annoying and irritating couple of people, the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus.
"Bah I'm so sick of the disney and JoRus. What happened to real music and entertainment?"
JoRus by Ms.Kaulitz August 7, 2009
Basically how Egyptians pronounce "Gorgeous" when they try talking in English.
Amro: Sahsah you look jorjous

Sahsah: thanks!
Jorjous by Essa5225 May 17, 2021