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Klondite 

The Klondite Gold Rush also described asThe Yukon gold rush, was a frenzied gold rush that drew tens of thousands of would-be prospectors from all over the world to the Klondike River near Dawson City, Yukon, Canada after gold was discovered there in 1896. Klondite may be described as anyone with lots of money or gold.
Described by Kayne West in Stronger 'I'll do anything for a klondite'
Klondite by Bunney July 23, 2011
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klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up
Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.
klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klondike Feaver 

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.
Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.
Klondike Feaver by Moolie February 11, 2010

be a klondike 

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.
I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.
be a klondike by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
Kentucky Klondike by Estupz March 24, 2017

Kentucky klondike bar 

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

Klondike bar 

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
Klondike bar by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009