Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should beworking.
I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"
the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
Fartbutter is a fart let out with a little wetness that stays in between the buttcheeks. It makes your buttcheeks slipper, so they slide back and forth as you walk or even run. So as the old saying goes "slippery when wet"
Damn, my ass has enough fartbutter build up in it.