crutonic

1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.

3. Something that is unfashionable.

2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.

1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.

2. That jacket is so crutonic.

3. Back off you crutonic bitch!

crutonic by Sianipants August 8, 2008

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de-crutonification

The process of weaving crutons back together, thus creating a a whole piece of bread.

Jimmy is an engineer of de-crutonification and he works at the Christie Cookie Factory.

de-crutonification by Matthew Zwick September 5, 2004

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Cretonic

An adjective for the word "cretin".

The action Shane made was absolutely cretonic.

Cretonic by baconnot June 8, 2021

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Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

Croutonic Plague by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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