Crap Circles 

The swirl designs that are left behind in the toilet after a hefty poop.

"Jesus! Who left all these crap circles? And when did we have corn?"

Crap Circles by RedSquirrelPssht March 11, 2010

crap circles 

circles on underwear, skivvies or other pantswear that show up and may be the work of aliens (such as Klingons or other off-world groups)

Mikey noticed that every morning when changing his underwear his dog Lucky would immediately start licking the mysterious crap circles that had appeared there.

crap circles by Sam LaDue March 5, 2008

crap circles 

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

crap circles by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Crap Circle 

Running around a campfire or bonfire while farting the whole time, thus producing a circle of crap smell for everyone around the fire to enjoy.

Origin: This weekend camping, crop dusting turned into a crop circle when I dusted everyone around the camp fire which then turned into the crap circle because it smelled like crap

Kevin ran around the campfire while farting, giving everyone a nice crap circle to enjoy.

Crap Circle by BTYeagermeister June 21, 2011