When a stupid whore spends loads of time on her back (or maybe with her elderly sugar daddy on his back, the better to maintain his flagging erection) thinking it's payment for houses, cars, and other high-end toys, only to discover they were merely on loan when his wife's attorneys step in and take them all away, leaving her with nothing but her tainted hole and a ridiculous visor.

Man, that stupid bitch got Stivianoed but good; thought she was gonna keep the Ferrari the ninety-two year old she was constantly blowing told her he was giving to her. His wife filed suit and the dream car got repo'ed.

Stivianoed by Sterling Silver Salute September 13, 2017

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stimpak

(n.)A medical kit or syringe used commonly in sci-fi movies and games to heal the user of wounds.

Sarge had to inject a stimpak to keep him from bleeding to death.

stimpak by Smkngmgc September 24, 2004

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Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

Shrewd simian by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

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Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

Simian Servant by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

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