Sloppopotamus 

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.

Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?

Sloppopotamus by John Unger January 3, 2019

Sloppopotamus 

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

Sloppopotamus by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

sloppopotamus 

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

sloppopotamus by sloptard March 17, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

1. A hot mess.

2. All over the place and drunk.

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!

Sloppopotamus by Infamous252 March 5, 2011

sloppopotamus 

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.

guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus

sloppopotamus by kurbyy October 31, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

Nick Lesson

Look at Nick Lesson and his soggy short stack. He's such a sloppopotamus

Sloppopotamus by The Walrus89 October 27, 2011

ploppopotamus 

a montrously large, single-piece turd

i was backed up for a week and when i finally passed i looked in the bowl and found a ploppopotamus looking back at me

ploppopotamus by keith-tastic April 22, 2008