Kaganitis 

Very deadly disease that effects your body mentally and physically. It attacks your game and once you have it, it takes too much of a toll on you.

Argh! Kaganitis!

Kaganitis by Kaganitis Victim March 28, 2004

Karenitis 

A disease that causes middle aged entitled women to behave like animals when they don’t get their way. If met with resistance from people, the Karenitis will start to develop. Symptoms include dramatic outburst, arguing with strangers about random things that don’t concern them, and asking to speak to ones manager. May also include threats of suing or calling the police. A lifelong virus that can only be cured by public exposure and losing her job.

‘’That crazy older woman has the Karenitis! That is why she blows up in public over things that are none of her business’’

Karenitis by Jane D’oh! July 23, 2020

Necrotizing Karenitis 

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing

Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

Necrotizing Karenitis by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020

karamitis 

n. an inflammation or infection of the karam resulting in overall worthlessness. Symptoms include a general propensity for greogging out.

He greogged out again? I'm concerned he may have karamitis.

karamitis by Rob Mac July 30, 2007

kaplanitis 

disease where u can not eat green vegetables. this does not include green beans, asparagus, and edamame.( doctors have not figured the reasoning out for these specific strands of food)

kaplanitis broccoli, spinach, lettuce, bruss sprouts. AKA The 3 worst foods ever.

kaplanitis by sreisk January 21, 2011

MAGAnitis 

Irreversible brain damage caused by watching Fox News non-stop.

Little girl: Dad, what is wrong with grandpa? Why is he being so racist?

Father: Your grandfather suffers from MAGAnitis.

Little girl: Is there a cure for that?

Father: Yes, it can be cure by reading a fucking book or changing the channel!

MAGAnitis by chronopoulos September 2, 2018

kagamiismylove 

very famous tick tock and better than charlie dimino and addason ray ! also a good ghost hunter in roblux

somebody: who is kagamiismylove
me; famous

kagamiismylove by soy sauce 🥺🥺 July 9, 2021