ripping off a small male childs genitals and blending it into small chunks and freezing them with your piss until you get a piss penis chuck popsicle you then find a dead mans body and shove it up his ass until only the stick pops out

lets go slurging

slurging by crippymonger March 13, 2024

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swurging

having a sweatpant urge.

okay, so you're at a wedding that you didn't want to go to with a date you didn't want to take. you're wearing a horrendous tuxedo or an unfortunate ballgown, depending on your clothing persuasion. you are at the pinnacle of discomfort and all you can think about is getting home, putting on your sweatpants, and dropping onto your couch and falling asleep.
what you're having is a sweatpant urge. you are swurging.

or maybe you're in the parking lot with your grandmother and her old, old dog. it's cold: you're looking for Mee-Maw's Buick and she's moving unbelievably slow. your shirt is a little too short and you can feel the wind blowing on your lower back. all you want at this moment is to go home, pull on your nasty basketball sweatshirt and some flannel pajama pants, and probably watch Glee, or maybe Arrested Development, or maybe even Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

swurging by times_twelve May 18, 2010

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Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

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surging sanders

When you sudden come out of nowhere

"Damn! Sorry hun! I just made a Surging Sanders! You on the pill?"

surging sanders by Brummelum February 28, 2016

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