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Friedlander

To reproduce like rabbits. Everyone knows of at least one family that is continuously having children and therefore must be referred to as a Friedlander family.
White: Yo Dunning, I went to Hudson Street to check out a rotating Christmas tree and that family got all Friedlander! There was like two new ones!
Dunning: I hear ya man. I can't keep track of their names anymore! Last time I was there I overheard them saying something about using solar power for their house to save on energy costs.
White: I'm not surprised. That Friedlander family must use a lot of electricity with all those children!

White: That whole family is in the Navy. Since they went all Friedlander there's enough of them that they could crew their own destroyer!
Dunning: Yo watch out, bad idea! Don't put a Friedlander family anywhere near weapons!
Friedlander by Eric N. White June 9, 2011
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Lawton Friedland 

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.
"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"
Lawton Friedland by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

the Adam Friedland 

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream world
he put the gun to my head and forced me give him the Adam Friedland

Freelander 

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

the Adam Friedland 

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream realm
the other night in a dream a man put sat me down with a gun to my head and made me give him the Adam Friedland

Freelander 

Someone who goes along with society because they have to. But in turn have their own path in life unlike anyone elses.
Marco is such a freelander, you cant find anyone just like him.
Freelander by Carmen S. May 6, 2006

Friedland 

The act of thrusting one's penis into another's ear with as much force as possible.
Pete: Yo, you remember that hot chick I was with last week?

Joe: Yea, you mean that deaf chick? Didn't you break up with her?

Pete: Yea man but she wasn't deaf until i gave her a Friedland.

Joe: You gave her a Friedland? You're my hero.
Friedland by billzfan123 February 23, 2011