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backboarding 

A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."

"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."

blackberrying

the act of using ones blackberry to communicate
i was blackberrying when my car hit the bridge abutment.
blackberrying by wordmoneyword September 6, 2007

Blackyarding 

When you get blacked out drunk in your backyard all day
I can’t leave the house because of Coronavirus so I’m going to be out blackyarding all day”
Blackyarding by Curltastrophe March 30, 2020

Blackbeirding 

The act of lighting ones pubes on fire resembling famous pirate Blackbeard and then jacking off/sex
Guy 1:”yo I blackbeirded the fuck out of that bitch last night”

Guy 2:”I’ve never tried blackbeirding before, should I?”

Guy 1:”dawg it was a whole ass experience

blackbirding 

While there is evidence that some of the 62,000 people sent to Australia came willingly, and signed contracts to work on the plantations, many others mostly Pacific Islanders were lured or taken forcibly onto the boats.

This practice is what's known as blackbirding.
Blackbirding - technical indentured labourers are blackbirds.

If you're not getting paid your getting a blackbirding.
blackbirding by denja May 22, 2021