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pickeling 

When you mess with someones PC or laptop when they are not looking. Changing their desktop background to pink kittens or changing their default sound for new mail messages to a funny sound byte.
I was pickeling Steve when he left his computer unlocked when he went to get coffee so I changed his new email message notification to a sample from Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line (Shake Senora).

I was pickeling Bob when he left his computer unlocked so I changed his desktop background to a picture of a pink vespa.
pickeling by Big Boy Fluffy April 18, 2016
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harvesting (or) picking copper

(verb) Exclusive to the southern Appalachian region of the United States, the term refers to the taking, or stealing, of copper material to sell to a scrap yard for a monetary gain. Of all the precious metals copper is one that yields the biggest payoff. Though nearly non-existent now, nearer the turn of the twenty-first century when copper prices were at all-time highs copper enthusiasts were cutting down power lines for the thick copper enclosed within. As a result of such exploits some people did indeed lose their lives. FYI: such practices are indeed felonious. Persons involved in such activities may find themselves incarcerated if caught up in such acts. Be careful, trust no one.
Back in the day, whenever they went out harvesting (or) picking copper, it wasn't uncommon for the entire hollow to lose electricity for a couple of days on account of Chris and Tommy sawing down several nearby power poles. Motherfucking low-life thieves caused me to miss quite a few episodes of The Montel Williams Show.

Easy Pickings 

Someone that is really easy to mess with because you know they won’t do anything to defend themselves.
Guy 1: Watch it tough guy.

Guy 2: Sorry man, didn’t see you.

Guy 1: Better look next time pipsqueak, you’re easy pickings.
Easy Pickings by USLOPA March 15, 2023

slim pickings 

few choices, in general. Possibly, no choices at all (understatement). Pickings = the things you have available to pick. Slim = thin, few, small. Also slim pickens, slim pickings.
I've been looking for a job for months! Since the layoffs, it's been pretty slim pickings.

pickleminge 

A slightly vinegary/acidic tasting vagina
Oh she was a nice lass but she had a bit of a pickleminge
pickleminge by SirGreg January 3, 2017

picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them
EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

rice picking 

The act of going out in search of Asian woman to take home.
Let's go rice picking tonight, I know a place with a lot of fine ass Asian women.
rice picking by gintodamus March 10, 2010