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Any blood or soul sucking woman whose very existence leads to unquantifiable suffering.
The she-bat may take many forms, commonly seen in the form of nagging wives/girlfriends, moms or professors.
Their natural prey exclusively consists of the male form of the human species although animal victims have been recorded as well.
An affected male typically shows signs of contempt towards the she-bat, but ultimately ends up killing himself.
There are no known cures although copious amounts of alcohol and/or stupefying agents do provide some relief. Death, most commonly by suicide, is inevitable.

Popular Media: Charlie, from 'Two and a Half Men' refers to his mother as being a 'crazy she-bat'.
X: Heard about the psychiatry test?
Y: Yeah. It doesn't really help that the entire department is full of vengeful beasts and that the lecturer is a crazy she-bat.
she-bat by vd1211 April 26, 2010
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Shebathesius 

The truth of the philosophical question pondered by three men Ship, Of and Theseus on how to rizz up on shawties on neighbours on roblox
Me and my homeboys were pondering the SHEBATHESIUS if yall wanna run a three mans
Shebathesius by anonymous June 11, 2025

Shebatheseus 

The truth of the philosophical question pondered by three men Ship, Of and Theseus on how to rizz up on shawties on neighbours on roblox
Me and my homeboys were pondering the Shebatheseus if yall wanna run a three mans
Shebatheseus by hawkthattuah June 11, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026