Gellé means 'comfortable' or 'relaxed'. Usually used as an adjective to signify being in a state of great contentment and/or lethargy. Can be used to mean something like "good" - as in "how are you" => "I'm gellé bro"
Originating from the boating culture of the eastern seaboard, it's found it's way into schools where it can be used to ironically describe procrastination.
Guy 1: Hey bro I just got a text from Maddie, she's having a big gathering at hers. You wanna reach?
Guy 2 Nah dawg I'm gellé rn, we gellin' swellin' at this firepit, but you go ahead it's cool
An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.
A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."