Crack-stache 

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

Crack-stache by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

crack stacker 

im not sure what i mean by this, but i say it often enough.. it could mean crackhead.. or crack stacker

me: wtf u crackstacker
some1: are u retarded?

crack stacker by D 2 da K September 10, 2004

Cack Satchel 

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

Cack Satchel by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

Crackstache 

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.

Man you need to wax that crackstache.

Crackstache by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014

crackstache 

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

crackstache by Sajek January 12, 2008