Cougarist 

a young man who is ONLY interested in banging older women.

Omg! Can you believe Clayton is banging your Mom Linda? She's so old! What a cougarist!

Cougarist by DaMook Richman May 6, 2013

cougaraptor 

incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks

watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor

cougaraptor by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010

Awesome Cougars 

A picture of a bunch of beautiful women, a few of them kissing sensually. Look for it on Google Images.

I love when people post Awesome Cougars, it makes my day a lot brighter.

Awesome Cougars by Zorque October 16, 2008

Spice Cougars 

A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!

Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!

Spice Cougars by Eddy December 31, 2007

CV Cougars 

The real cougars of CV (aka the cougs of Castro Valley, CA). Hold on to your young husband, this vicious pack of cougars of cougars will sniff out and devour the young, strong, and willing. With a carnivorous prowess they can smell young cock with in a 4 mile radius. Using young hot female cubs at bait, and without hesitation they will use the man for sustainable energy turning them only younger and more aggressive towards their innocent pray.

The only kryptonite known to be able to stop these wild cougs is to most known as "the beaver dam" aka their children.

Running off only alcohol, popcorn and Marlboro lights, these cougs can stay up until the early morning patiently tracking and stalking their pray. When cougs of different packs appear, trouble can be smelled from miles around. Never looking to fight for their food, the coug will generally show a passive aggressive behavior, resulting in the opposing coug to cower and walk away to hunt another day.

Never one to give up the CV coug is an impressive beast of mother nature.

the famous sayings surrounding these amazing specimens are true and young men should beware. It's not safe out there.

"mama dont let your babies grow up to be coug prey"
And
"the coug ate my baby (only said in an Australian accent)

"Those CV cougars at Krayons were bad news last night mannn, I tell you what, there was popcorn everywhere and the smell of Marlboro lights in the air, I should have known we were being stalked. And i can't find Dan, where the fuck is Dan? All we found was one of his shoes, a trail of popcorn and a little blood. I think we were CV coug'd lat night boys. "

CV Cougars by Team CV cougs August 27, 2013

cougarific 

Adjective. Describing a woman, hottie or milf bursting with sexual energy and having the attributes of a cougar.

A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.

Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.

Mom, that tight t-shirt looks cougarific on you!
Those gold sandals are cougarific!

cougarific by Paul David November 20, 2007

cougaristic 

a characteristic of an older woman who PREYS on younger men and often described as a cougar

That woman has cougaristic qualities.

cougaristic by Chica Chica Boom Boom February 20, 2009