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after sperm 

When a guy doesn't wash off his dick after jizzing and then has a girl suck his dick w/the dry gooey sperm still on it.
Oh my god so I gave him head and he had major after sperm !!!! Its like hello wank daddy, its called soap! ( see wank daddy if that stupid)

afterspray 

When you take a shit, and then you spray like crazy after the main load is finished.

Also, when you go to fart at someone, or maybe for some reason you decide to keep it to yourself and waste the fart and not direct it at one of your friends, you go to fart and accidently spray shit in your pants.
After shitting the main part, you spray like crazy in the can.

Bend over to fart at someone, push hard and let it go, and accidently shit yourself, then you scream "AWW NO, AFTERSPRAY"
afterspray by ChaseM October 27, 2007

afterspect 

1: A combination of afterword and retrospect
2: If you don't know what afterword or retrospect mean, you are a moron and probably found this website or even turned on the computer by total mistake, and you probably can't even read. HAHA you are stupid, you might be a monkey in one of those experiments where they put 1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters (computers in this day and age) and try to write the american novel. So basically, you only get response by words like banana. BANANA!!!! now, do I have your attention? Stupid monkey....
Janelle: Well in afterspect, I would still like a banana.
Anyone who knows the english language: What the hell does afterspect mean?
afterspect by Ryan March 29, 2003

Afterovermorrow 

A word that describes the day after Overmorrow.
This can be used interchangeably with Overaftermorrow.
The simplest way to describe this word would be "Two days after tomorrow."
Person 1: "Shall we go for brunch sometime?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'd be delighted to. How does the day Overaftermorrow work for you?"
Person 1: "Splendid, I shall see you two days after tomorrow" (as that is what was meant by Afterovermorrow/Overaftermorrow)
Afterovermorrow by DeV1lllor July 2, 2022

afterSt0rm 

A Brazilian developer and researcher, and member of the ReVanced team.
afterSt0rm is a cool person
afterSt0rm by afterSt0rm April 16, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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