hammyitis 

the result from eating too much ham on the previous day....

I don't feel so good" --- "I think I got hammyitis from eating 3 plates of ham last night

hammyitis by collusion75 May 16, 2011

hadiyitis 

hadiyitis: someone who is depressed 24/7 , posts on their social media about how sad they are and messes with the whole squad!
basically they’re sad all the time and have been for no apparent reason

“Sierra , I hate to tell you this .. but my final diagnosis is that he has Hadiyitis.”

“ He has no reason to be sad ! He has hadiyitis!”

hadiyitis by marissaslays October 5, 2017

hadiyitis 

An illness that is common among teens; similar to depression but much more complicated and serious.

“Hello doctor, I’ve been sad for quite some time. I don’t think I have depression; call me crazy, but I think I have developed hadiyitis.”

hadiyitis by ITTTTTTT October 5, 2017

hadiyitis 

An individual, usually a teenager, who is depressed 24/7 for no reason whatsoever;
They post on their social media complaining about how sad they are, solely for the attention;
They mess with the whole squad: tearing apart relationships and friendships in the action.

“That girl that was posting videos of her crying on Snapchat earlier? Yeah, she definitely has Hadiyitis.”
“Can you believe that my sister has been diagnosed with Hadiyitis? No wonder she’s been crying and messing with the whole squad!”

hadiyitis by ITTTTTTT October 6, 2017

Hamilitis 

Hamilitis is a condition received from the over eating of ham. People are more susceptible to the condition if the ham is Glazed. Can be treated with Sloth juice.

We found him in the kitchen eating a leg of ham an obscene amount of times in the night. It wasn't until we recognized that he was hallucinating seeing people that we determined he had hamilitis.

Hamilitis by Lobby Inn October 2, 2023