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TTYST by GingaNinja214 May 10, 2011
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trystophobia
Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.
Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!
"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........
(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".
"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........
(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".
trystophobia by bgm71 July 22, 2013
Tryston
A very quiet person UNTIL you meet him, excells in sports, usually keeps problems to himself, somewhat uptight, has really pretty eyes, his laugh is like a the cutest baby, likes listening to music, and loves messing around with his friends, a very sweet guy, any girl would be lucky to have him, lets amazing oppurtunities go when it comes to girls, knows how to make you laugh when your down ♥
Tryston by ...Figureitout? November 7, 2011