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marshmallow maties 

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes
marshmallow maties by lauren March 23, 2004
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Wow that’s a real Mathieson

mathiest 

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.
Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.
mathiest by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

Landon Mathies 

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.
Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man child for a ski season....and never left.

A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists

Male 1: What a Pouff
Mathies by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011
Most beautiful unique name, defined above. Goddess, alpha, Aphrodite. Something that can kill you using stares and smiles.
Example

She is so matjie because of her beauty.
Matjie by yourms22 June 8, 2021