Urbane Dick 

Someone who thinks that HIS Urban Dictionary defs are WAY BETTER than anyone else's.

"I surf Urban Dictionary to read my own defs and vote for them." -- Urbane Dick

Urbane Dick by Urban Dixie July 29, 2006

urban dick 

(n.) A staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.

Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man?
Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?
Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate.
Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.

urban dick by Ryan Fitz July 21, 2008

Urban Dick-tionary 

Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo

Urban Dick-tionary

Urban Dick-tionary by MirrorssrorriM April 7, 2011

urban dick 

An ‘Urban Dick’ is someone who rejects your definition on urbandictionary.com | their usually miserable and inconsiderate about your definition even though you’ve worked hard on it. Still not enough information? Well then, here’s an example.

Urban Dick is a worker at urbandictionary.com that jerks off to hentai and simps for people like BelleDelphine
Carole: *calls jack*
Also Carole: what’s up jack?
Jack: nothing much, just on the old urbban dicktionary
Carole: I wrote a definition for pussy on there, can you submit and publish it because you work there?
Jack: ...
Also Jack: *hangs up*
Carole: MOTHERFUCKER

urban dick by inf_rnal June 28, 2020

Urban Dick Head 

Someone who over uses Urban Dictionary to find out everything.

Larry: Jim, your a kike

Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew

Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head

Urban Dick Head by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009

Urban Dick 

A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.

That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!

Urban Dick by Nictionary April 17, 2015

urban dick'd 

when you are referenced in a definition on this website. either a great honor, or terrible shame, depending on self esteem levels.

i totally urban dick'd that guy, and now he's famous.

well famous like divine brown.

urban dick'd by jb is awesome November 15, 2011