clook 

Clook - People that have predominantly large protruding chins and speak in such a way, a typically 'clooky' sounding sentence would be as follows;

Charlie chooses chocolate chip cookies.

Sonia from eastenders (she's well clooky)

clook by The Phantom Clook December 20, 2010

Clook 

Word for the male genetalia.
Heard in the amazing Harry Potter fanfic "my immortal".

“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

Clook by LeakyFlask May 2, 2011

Clook 

A clook is a chicken that is a criminal/escaped convict. Or a clothes hanger.

I think that chicken is a clook, because it has a brand on his chest.

Clook by Sidney Wollins June 19, 2014

Clook 

A high clock.

Me: Is that a clook?
Friend: Yes I gave my clock drugs.

Clook by Clook September 9, 2019

Clook 

Slur meaning british fool

“The clook defied dental care”

Clook by YaBoiGizz May 18, 2024

Cloaker 

A scary ass motherfucker from payday 2.

' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE

Cloaker by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018

Fuck This Shit O'Clock 

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.

"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

Fuck This Shit O'Clock by MagickDio October 9, 2012