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Winkle-Wouser 

The penis-looking chess piece that once unlocked, can go diagonal.
Ben fisher: your gonna lose
Me: jokes on you, I just unlocked my Winkle-Wouser
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Webel Wouser

A different take on the popular term "rebel rouser" however pronounced as if one has a speech impediment. Commonly used as, but not limited to, a verb, noun, or adjective. Can refer to something/someone:

1) Cool, exciting, or unusual
2) Slutty, vile, or disgusting

Typically used by those who want an unknown, relatively creative filler word.
-Yes! We won the game! We are total webel wousers man!
-God, she is SUCH a webel wouser...
-What were you doing in the hallway today?
Oh, just webel wousing around...
(Wahn-zer)
1.(v) a smooth romantic retort that sweeps a girl off her feet or takes her by complete suprise; also see suave
2.(n.) a ladies man, gentleman, yet always constantly flirting
3.(adj.) used to describe someone who recieves an unexplained 'A' on an exam or test without any prior knowledge of the tested subject
ex1. "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Staring? I was just lost in your beautiful eyes..."
ex2. Imagine the Fonz from the 1980's sitcom 'Happy days' but to the tenth power.
ex3. Look there's wonser Jim, he made an A on Mr. Berkeley's exam
Wonser by Kingwoodite April 19, 2006
Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.
(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!
Wooser by Elgondor June 11, 2011
the most intelligent,creative person youll come across. when he plays his guitar his genuine air about him just, makes you blush. hes a real catch, and he'll teach you to trust again. vulnerable at times, his heart is precious. if you know him, tell him how beautiful he is on a daily basis. never break his trust, ever. he does not hand himself over to people easily, and when he does, be grateful that he trusts you. thats a gift within itself. hes one gentle lion at heart, and his blonde mane of hair looks so soft to touch.

hes handsome, but hes modest. hes the type of guy that you can tell just by how gently he pets his cat, or plays his guitar, that he'd be a wonderful lover to have. he'll want to see you without makeup, and tell you you're beautiful, always. you've just gotta love this guy. by the way, when you say the word water, it can stir up a bit of confusion
Person A: I met this amazing guy, he makes me crazy and I love it, finally someone who just...gets me
Person B: He must be a wouter!
Wouter by iceshot11 February 16, 2013
Arno: Why does every conversation we have with him somehow go to Dark Souls?!? I want to talk about serious shit!
Joe: Yeah, he is such a Wouter!
Wouter by PeachBandit March 7, 2022