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Adolf Shitler 

A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.
*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!
Adolf Shitler by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

adolf shitler 

damn adolf shitler has a nice stash
adolf shitler by matthew,,,,,scott September 7, 2012

Adolf Shitler 

The Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Adolf Shitler is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
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Adolf Shitler by King Philly July 10, 2009

Adolf Shitler 

Top poop in the upperdecker of a toilet and wait for the victim to flush
Oh man! My mom got Adolf Shitlered yesterday and we can't go in the house!

Adolf Shitler 

Adolf Hitler, but made of shit.

We all know Hitler is a piece of fuckin shit, so why not MAKE him an actual piece of shit! It's genius!
PenisLord666: Man, that hitler guy is a piece of SHIT.
PussyMaster007: Oh, You mean Adolf Shitler.
PenisLord666: Oh, ok
Adolf Shitler by Komoris May 5, 2021